Never pet a burning dog.
~Cool Girl
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut or a salesman if his is a good price.
~Cool Girl
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
~Wise Guy
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes too.
~Wise Guy
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
~Cool Girl
