Never pet a burning dog.
  ~Cool Girl

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut or a salesman if his is a good price.
  ~Cool Girl

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
  ~Wise Guy

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes too.
  ~Wise Guy

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
  ~Cool Girl

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