My knight in shining armor is lost in the woods and he’s too stubborn to ask for directions.
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If superman can block bullets with his chest then why did he duck when a gun was thrown at him?
~sweet saying by Mr Q

Smile and the world smiles with you, Fart and you stand alone.

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
My boss treats me like a mushroom; He feeds me shit, and keeps me in the dark.

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers, I turned off the bed and hopped into the light all because you kissed me goodnight.

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
~sweet saying by Mr Q

Life is a terminal desiese for which there is no vaccination.

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