Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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One good turn gets most of the blankets.

There are two kinds of pedestrians — the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who
said “Quit while you’re ahead”?

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

Willie was a Chemist, But Willie is no more, What Willie thought was
H20 Was H2SO4.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.